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A male mosquito says to wife I would fight a lion for you Wife mosquito, sure go to sleep Male mosquito I would bite an elephant and bring you his blood Wife mosquito yea go to sleep Male mosquito I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes Wife mosquito hmmmm go to sleep Male mosquito...

Brad lives in Melbourne, he was sick of the World, of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, global warming, species extinction, racial tension, and all the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy the media headlines. Brad drove his car into his garage at home, carefully sealed up around the...

Little Melissa comes home from her first grade class and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a...

No wonder men are happier! NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate, and Sarah. If Mike, Dave, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba, and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave...

A boss is worried about one of his employees because he’d never been late or taken a day off after 10 years of service. He rang the employees number. Little Linda answered and he asked is your daddy home? She whispered yes, he then asked can I speak with him? Little Linda whispered no, the...

The Durex factory that supplied condoms all across America was burnt down. The Secretary of State immediately rang Biden and said "sir we have a dilemma the Durex factory was destroyed by fire and it supplies all our condoms!" The President said, "the economy couldn’t afford the baby boom we...

Many years the women’s institute decided to get a photograph in a group photo. They all gathered together and the photographer got in position and put the cloth over his head. Linda said to Margaret whats he doing? Margaret said, "He’s going to focus." Linda said, "What all of us!!!"