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Hey guys, been ALONG time since I was in here.. Long story short, Car had sat for quite a while (like a couple of years)(but started regulary, just not moved), jumped in it to take it for a drive - around 40km round trip. decided to pop into someones place for a visit around 3km's from home...

A very sad day today. After several years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after just one minor indiscretion - he slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of all that training and money. A genuinely...

So just spent the last 3 days at Hampton Downs watching racing.. was going to put in Automotive porn - but that would take months at the 1 pic per day rule so put it here.. some pretty mean cars there.. here are a few.. And now the porn...

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer’s clinic. “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer...

So I was asked by a mate on FB what part number the BMW springs were that i had put into my VS Commodore.. since I was at work I did a google as I knew that I had posted the part number on here a while ago...

Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It...

One day, in the queue at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Coles supermarket. Just give it a urine sample and the...

A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a...

First we state that girls require time and money: Girls = time x money And we all no time is money: Time = Money Therefore: Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2 And because money is the root of all evil: Money = √Evil Therefore: Girls = (√Evil)2 And we are forced to conclude...

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense...

A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well — until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him The lawyer said that getting a divorce would...

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband… “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence...

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Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex. The first girl sent a card...

Explains everything... Great video showing load factor in a roll how gravity works - Gfycat

A male and female whale were swimming round when he spots a whaling ship. "God I hate those things" he says." We could kill them all if we both got under one side of the ship and blew hard through our blowholes. It would turn over and they'd all drown". "O dear, I don't think that'd be very...

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... actually links ...

loading up a new tablet today, got this error message... no **** Sherlock..

So we have all seen the "get a V8" threads... well these North western United States guys went one step further.. "Get a V12" The article

Be good news for you Aussies thou eh...

Jonah Lomu died this morning at the age of 40.. R.I.P

thought it was interesting... so photo'd it for you guys to see...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the...

Further to the gardening / Landscaping thread I thought id start one on inside renos.. Bathroom before: (only photo I have of it) shower was left as you go into the bathroom .. Laundry was 3 times bigger than the bathroom.. out with that wall in with a new one.. and stepdown for the...

15 people were tackled by security as they tried to get too close to Sonny Bill Williams receiving his replacement gold medal. They all later told Police that the story of the young boy inspired them and that they too wanted to know what it feels like to have a RWC gold medal around their...

Ok what is everyone's scores this this week.. See who gets the closest .. NZ vs Sth Africa 37 / 12 to NZ Australia vs Argentina 13 / 19 to Argentina I know you guys don't want to hear this, but the Arges have been playing pretty good lately, and the English ref is still going to...

well stole it off a picture :) The source.. the result... thought it came out ok.. pump is only flowing at 1/2.. http://vid11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/kiwicon/water%20feature.mp4

Three guys are talking in a bar. Two guys discuss how they are the king in their castles and how much their wife's respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally one guy turns to the quite guy and asks “what about you, Do you rule your roost?” The quite guys says “ Well, just the...

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In 1986, a young man named Peter Davies from Chicago was on Holiday in Kenya after his college graduation. During a hike through the bush, he came upon a young bull elephant standing with his right front leg in the air. The elephant was in obvious distress , so Peter apporached the elephant...

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my...

brought this to take the go-cart to the beach etc.. 1993 Mitsubishi Minicab 78K on the clock 650cc of 4WD goodness :hmmm:

building a fence a couple of weeks ago, hit this thing with the post hole borer ... got no idea what it is... got it sand blasted.. the bit on the front between the 2 & 8 is a bolt.. Front Side Back

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