Ooh, my poor little lungs, my little lungs,
When you gonna give me some respite, Corona?
Ooh you make my nostrils run, my mucus run,
Dripping down my lip in a line, Corona.
Never gonna stop, hacking cough, such a dirty trick,
I cough it up, making lots of other people sick,
My, my, aye-aye, whurg!
M-m-m-my Corona!
Come any closer, hur, oh will ya, hur?
Close enough to catch a strain of Corona,
Keeping it just to me, is not easy,
Coughing it across the room – Corona!
Broke quarantine, big mistake, now I’m gonna pay,
Never should have gone, to Hubei the other day,
My, my, my, aye-aye, whurg!
M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!
When you gonna give to me, immunity,
Is it just a matter of time, Corona?
Are there any antibodies, antibodies,
Or perhaps a vaccine in time, Corona?
Never giving in, not giving up, gonna make it stop,
Fighting on, like Li Wenliang the hero doc,
My, my, my, aye-aye, whurg!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, aye-aye, whurg!
M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!