Mavericks Choice
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Aug 29, 2007
- Messages
- 280
- Reaction score
- 26,170
- Points
- 93
- Location
- NSW
- Members Ride
- VF2 SSV M6, VF2 LS3 Calais V, VZ 6L M6 Crewie
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"