Discussing the new big stone-chip high on the passenger-side rear door with my better-half.
I suggested it was some moron's spawn getting out of a gerlytruk.
She suggested it's too high to have been a vehicle, and I'm just obsessed with gerlytrux being awful.
Then we stop in traffic so she's right next to one of them ... a CRV or RAV4 or Hilux or similar (they're all the same thing with the badges moved around) ... the point at the bottom of the trailing-edge of the rear door was exactly the same height as the paint-chip on the Commode, and better still, this one had a slight dent in that point where the moron operator or their spawn had opened it into a car ...